Jamie and I have these imaginary friends sometimes that someone is alright in our books if we could be friends with them. The number one things is that they have to be normal. And by normal I mean, watch too much t.v, knit, crochet, and complain when housework gets in the way of said activities.  Normal is also saying stupid things about parenting before we had kids, retract it all after having kids, then make fun of the people who have no kids and tell us how to parent.
On this list is Reese Witherspoon, who bought a cream coloured couch with a baby in the house...but here's the catch, she knows how stupid that was! We would hang out with her.  She's normal
So with that in mind I had to post this link for the Sarcastic Journalist. I've read her blog for a while, she's funny, she's sarcastic, she tells it like it is. 
Now if I only had a credit card I could order one of these for everyone I know. (cuz it seems everyone has poop-o-matics on order)